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one-direction-4-life: oh my god…what…i cant…omg…the hair………wait why aren’t i breathing……where did my pulse go……omg

I work for retail and our store requires us to use clipboards. I lose mine with almost every customer. Its kind of a game of hide-and-go-seek with me. As I’m walking through the departments looking for it, muttering to myself. “Where did I

JOIN THE FANDOM THEY SAID. IT'LL BE FUN THEY SAID. YOUR FEELS WONT TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE THEY SAID. WHERE THE FUCK DID MY SANITY AND MONEY GO I SAID.

taboopony: Shymod: O scuttlebug!Scuttlebug: no really.. wheres my ice cream… did you steal my stash >< (yup as of now im going to put off the scuttlebug story arc for a while. been very hard to find time to do such a detail project with my life.

bbcatemysoul: when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other

madelezabeth: “you come in here and drink my booze and I try to offer you life advice out of the goodness of my heart and you just go ahead and criticize my hairstyle yeah no thats fine fuck you too.”

thegingerbalrog: my-fandom-life: dismantlerepaired: whereismystrawberrytart: hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when someone

itsjasminn: Hi I’ll be auditioning for my social life and I’ll be singing ‘Where did the party go’ by fall out boy

cryptotheism:My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I’ve got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and

suits-neechan: …what has my life become. Where did I go wrong? Should I have named them Reinholdt and Annelise?

you’re insane. you’re turning into someone you never wanted yourself to be. what are you doing, sammie? …where the hell did my morals go? i want to be a reason for you to stop. but now that it’s like an unspoken rule for

long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: some-cucumber: long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge: here’s a picture of some cucumber OMG WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME PLEASE TAKE IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVATE LIFE I AM GOING TO

$slimetony: rcktpwr: slimetony: the-real-peepo: slimetony: hopefully in 2017 my eyebrows will grow back Where did they go Shaved them! I was feeling spontaneous. Five minutes ago! they dont grow back randy you only get two :\ Life goes on!$

slimetony: rcktpwr: slimetony: the-real-peepo: slimetony: hopefully in 2017 my eyebrows will grow back Where did they go Shaved them! I was feeling spontaneous. Five minutes ago! they dont grow back randy you only get two :\ Life goes on!

this–too–shall–pass: 16yrold: ionlylovebooks: did u kno that if you press the home button on accident on your dash you can press it again and go back to where you were BECAUSE I NEVER DID this just changed my life !!!!!!!!!! I

slendergraspongrammar:Hello yes I’d like to file a complaint with Tim Healy and Denise Welch and God for creating you and ruining my life thanks very much, p.s. bring the robbers shirt back seriously where did it go did you burn it

porcelainpunk: spicyvibe: i miss these everyday of my life oh my god where did these go.

@kreuz-unlimited ha risposto al tuo post : I’m moving my “going to sleep at 3am” to “going to… eventually you just go to sleep at 1PM and wonder where did your life go so wrong sadly tomorrow

sleepysouls replied to your post: You live in Ireland? I bet your accent is unfffff!x omg WHERE DID YOU EVEN GO I FEEL COMPLETELY BETRAYED I MISSED YOU AND NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK BACK INTO MY LIFE BRITTANY. (luv me)

asksigilgoat: Where did I go wrong in my life?

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